Friday 24 July 2015

Why all those Soda's Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Dew, Spirite & 7 UP Taste Funny

I heard and seen lot of evidences and proves regarding fake soda's been made in karachi and other parts of our country in newspapers and on television, but thought they must be running their operation in small scale to avoid getting caught.

For the last few months i am just amazed by the taste of all these soda's, they taste funny and seems that someone have put too much soap or sugar in them. to prove my suspicion i checked every one of them Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Dew, Sprite & 7 UP and in different places of karachi. I also asked few of my friends to notice it and they verified it too.

You will not notice it, if you serve it extremely cold, but after just five minutes coming out of fridge they started to taste like someone have put extreme amount of sugar or any weird substance in them.

I know that these drinks consist mainly of sugar, but i am an avid drinker since i was in school and i know the quality and original taste of all of them, and majority of you guys will surely do too.

Btw i stopped drinking everyone of them, and occasionally drink Murree Brewery Malt Drinks only now.

I am positive that people involved in making these fake drinks have expanded their operation (out of daba hotels and biryani shops ) so majority of places in the city get their supply of Soda's from them.

A Big F#ck Y0 to all of these greedy, bhooke nange, A$$-H0!_3S from me who are involved in this business. D13 in H3!_!L

Friday 19 June 2015

Ministry of Foreign Affairs Karachi New Office Location

Ministry of Foreign Affairs Karachi (MOFA) New Office Address


Today is first of ramzan dated 19-06-2015 so i went on a mission to attest my documents from Foreign Affairs Karachi Office, last time i went there i see that the office is on present location that is Camp Office Karachi, Main Shahrah-e-Faisal, Adjacent to FTC building Karachi. Google maps here

Ministry of Foreign Affairs OLD Address


But when went there the security person at the gate told me that the office is shifted to Amber tower which is near baloch bridge in local language (Baloch Pull), so went back to baloch bridge which is technically located on the same shahrah-e-Faisal road, asked (passer's by) about the Amber Tower and the situation, everyone come up with new answer's (yar tora peche jaye service road pe nazar ajaye ga), (yar peche gali main green glasses wali building hai), (woh to road ki dosri taraf hai)....

At last found it but not near baloch bridge but (LAL-KOTHI Bus Stop), went there and asked the gatekeeper (yar foreign affairs ka daftar yaha shift howa hai) the gatekeeper answered (nahi sir ji yaha to loog rehte hai koi office nahi)..........

Alright damn................ the sun heat was too immense and i just waited to think what to do next...... got an idea..... why not go to the TCS office that is on main road adjacent to Allied Bank and on the back of Amber Tower and asked them, they will surely know.

Went there and two senorita's told me that Foreign Affairs Karachi Office handed over all the attestation's to them and now you can simply put your documents in a envelope write Ministry of Foreign Affairs address in the Consignee section and yours in sender area and we will return the documents attested to your doorstep in five days.

So MOFA officials just relieved them self from the Attestations duties so they can sit on their A$$'$ and do nothing. previously they were doing it in their office which was cheap. you just have to buy 5 Rupees or 25 Rupees sticker and it was done within two hours. Now you have to wait for 5 days.

New Address Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MOFA) Karachi Office.


TCS Office located on Main Road LAL KOTHI Adjacent to Allied Bank Opposite of Amber Tower Shahrah-e-Faisal Karachi. Google Map here

Ministry of Foreign Affairs Karachi New Address


 Procedure:


  1. Go to TCS Office on the location.
  2. Tell them you require MOFA Attestation service.
  3. They Will hand over a envelope to you, in consignee address put MOFA address which is also written in their office in case you don't remember it, and in sender area put yours.
  4. They Charge 200 Rupees per 5 Certificates and deliver them to your doorstep.
  5. You Can Attest all the certificates but only exception is (Power of Attorney) in case you want to attest that you need to Visit MOFA OLD Address and confirm them about its attestations.
  6. Take with you one photocopy of each certificate you want to attest along with a photocopy of your CNIC to relieve you from Khuwari (i took them with me, but one uncle in the office was in bad mood and used some gibberish when they told them that he need to take photocopies and send them along with the certificates, i guess because of ROZA and earlier Khuwari the uncle head was hot ).

Confirm that the address is correct and hand over the envelope to the person at the counter, he will ask you for the payment and it is done.

Update:

i didn't get a chance to update this post, but the bad news is TCS customer support is pathetic and if you are unlucky then it will take more than 10 days before they call you and ask you to obtain your documents in person from their Head Office located at OLD Airport in Karachi.

Just my two cents do call TCS Customer Support UAN number (mentioned on the slip given to you) after 5-6 days and ask about the update.

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Friday 12 June 2015

Not Sure about the Ad

Not sure whether the ad want you to buy the girl or the perfume............confusing right? :D seems gora's have researched everything out to boost any product sales with clever advertisements. the song in the background seem's catchy if you listen to it according to gora's perspective, the model is Hana Jirickova from Czech Republic.

Physcology behind the ad : s3x s3lls.


Paco Rabanne Lady Million Eau My Gold (Werbung) by kamrankapakistan

Tuesday 17 February 2015

QMobile Z7 The Most Idiotic Phone in the World

Firstly i am really not a big fan of companies selling refurbished chinese phones under there name in Pakistan.

Not only they lack in functionality, ingenuity and other aspects but they also ruin the market for good phones and When it comes to QMobile i will just say that they are leading the pack in this race.

Now what i am really pissed at his there tv ads. Really you want to sell your fake phones by vulgar language.

I am really sure that the owner of QMobile is really interested and Mas#ur#ate on indian models pictures and nudies but really you want to show your true face to general public.

LMobile ( previously QMobile ) bought the tv ad from a indian advertising company featuring a Brazilian model Larissa Bonesi and did few changes and ran it on TV for their newest Z7 mobile.

I appeal to the authority to ran a background check and see if there is some link between this fake company and india :D

On the side note the brazilian model is HOuuuuuT.......

QMobile Banned in Pakistan

Tuesday 30 December 2014

First Post Really Not About Internet

Who give a F#$k anyway.

Am little bored and tired couldn't think of anything related to internet or maybe i don't know much about internet.

On the side note something about our TV Channels yesterday i was watching one if i remember correctly it was "Express News" and i was shock to see and hear some of the profanity in the advertisement........ seriously i seen the same product ads before on TV even on our beloved old Government Television PTV but never heard something like it. i wouldn't say what product it was but i guess am out of words for it lets just use some gebbrish #$#$#$%&$*(@&#(@*(*(^*%^%&.

Just when i am posting this my mom is calling my cell phone to notify me that the breakfast is ready so i will end this post here.

will post some more soon stay tune...